the rules

• bir hoobastank parçası.
  
  sözleri ise şöyledir;
  
  all you people listen up!
  you are incapable of rational thought!
  you will not think!
  you will not move!
  you will not clinch!
  you will not have random synapse in your brain housing group! ?
  is that clear?
  sir, yes, sir!
  if i give the word, you will move!
  if i do not give the word, you will not carry on random thoughts, is that clear?
  sir, yes, sir!
  you will not tell me what you think!
  i don't care what you think!
  what you think is irrelevant!
  lock your bodies, and stand by for command!
  
  (bkz: every man for himself)
• the rules, time-tested secrets for capturing the heart of mr. right , amerikan kadinlari icin yazilmis dating guidance gibi bir kitap..
  
  bence her turk kizinin kutuphanesinde olmasi gereken bir kitap..kitaptaki kurallar her ne kadar basit gorunsede asik olan kiz bunyesinde uygulamasi zordur ama sonuc her zaman icin zafer olmustur..hatta bildigim kadariyla turkceside cikmistir.
  
  haydi kizlar en yakin kitapciya...
• turkish girl for dummies ismi verilmesi gereken kitap.